married, redhead, 4'8", country bumpkin (sweet accent included), huge tease, dark sense of humor, always a little sassy, awkward as heck, selfie queen, works 100% remotely. i collect hobbies..and unfortunately never the cheap ones - i fish, i raise show bunnies, i read, i sew and crochet, i play video games, and i spend too much time on tiktok.

looking for: a sarcastic, grumpy, denied man to spend my work days flirting with and getting to know. i'm after something long term - the friendship, the sexual tension, the caring about how each others days are going and not just asking because it feels like what you're supposed to do...i want it all.